Why Rahul Gandhi is Not Married Yet..?

IR: Hello, Respected Supremo Soniaji. Can you tell us why does Rahul Gandhi not want to get married?

SG: Please don’t call me that (Respected Supremo Soniaji). Its short-form is RSS, and I don’t want to be called a terrorist. Please call me Madamji.

About Rahul, he is very willing to get married. All these allegations are baseless and politically motivated. In fact, he pressures us everyday to get marrried.

IR: Then why is your family not getting him married? Surely girls are lining up for him.

SG: Girls? Even guys are sending him love letters! One guy from Chandni Chowk, someone, had recently tweeted his love for Rahul.

IR: So why is there no marriage on the cards?

SG: Well, we are waiting for a better dowry offer. You see, he recently got appointed as Vice President of Congress. Ever since that day, dowry offers have shot up tremendously. I gave him the post only to lure some families into contacting us for Rishta.
 
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